Here’s the thing, I’m actually really shy. So if you ever ask me in person to talk about myself, I probably won’t say much and come off boring and lame. But I’m not actually lame, at least according to my mom, I'm not. Ok, I know that sounds pretty lame, but my mom's really awesome.

So I have a plan: I'm gonna tell you now what makes me not-so-lame, so that when we talk we can skip the whole awkward “so, tell me more about yourself” part. Cool?

I have the coolest name I know. You don’t think so? Well, unless your name spelled backwards still spells your name, you got nothing on me. Done.

I shoot things. I’m not talking about shooting commercials/print ads. I mean with guns. I like shooting with my dslr too but guns are obviously cooler.

I dance. In the club, while I’m walking, or when I’m really happy about what I’m eating. I can’t help it, it just happens. I use to break dance too. But the last time I tried, I fell on my head.

I skim. If you don’t know what that is, it’s like surfing but on the shoreline. It’s perfect for people who don’t know how to swim.

I instagram. Quite a lot. Feel free to stalk me there and I'll most likely stalk you back.

Ok. I’m done. I'm practically talking to myself here and it isn't fun. Just say hello so we can keep this going. I'd say hello first but I don't know who you are.