You can only run so far on coffee so unless you're a captain of a boat or a little 7 yr. old girl, don't be a skipper and grab some breakfast. And that includes you, captain! And you, little 7 yr. old girl!

We encouraged our friends on Facebook and Twitter to send their skipper-friends a Skippervention card. Both got free coffee + breakfast, of course.

Fact: Drawing those letters one by one made me so giddy and want to yank my hair out at the same time. True story.